"All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with light coming out of his mouth!"
How can a young man not fall in Love with a movie like this!
This will be offered up for the first time at Fright Night Film Fest this very weekend!
Alright! It's officially my birthday now! For real. A few of you who have seen these early, but the rest of the world hasn't so here they are! This year's new shirts have hit the gore store. You need one. No, you need 4. In your size. Please. Or I starve, and you wouldn't want me to become that cliche would you!?! Buy horror art goodies at the Gore Store!
Some movies are a marvel in simplicity. Great for the sheer reason that they work on a primal level. Tobe Hooper's 1981 classic Funhouse is just such a movie. It just works and the creature is great. Some poor elephant man gone wrong. Being brought up by carneys will do that to you every time. Their carneyness will pollute you and turn you into a bloodthirsty, horny monster.
